|Text on Button||Religions of the World Taoism: Shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding ding. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is will of allah. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Buddhism: When shit happens, is it rea|
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A common humorous gag list of various world religions and ideologies that plays with the phrase “shit happens”. It has appeared on t-shirts, posters, buttons, and other novelty items. Often, the list is titled “a short guide to comparative religions” and has been extended at length on various internet forums and websites with a slight variation to the exact wording. Some of the additional religions or ideologies on these extended gag lists include:
T.V. Evangelism – Send more shit.
Commercialism – Let’s package this shit.
Stoicism – This shit doesn’t bother me.
The Force – Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.